You can sing most anything…
The Brazilian title of The Sound of Music is Rebel Nun. I wish that was the English title, too.
Some of our translations can be quite embarrassing…
Spanish translation for Latin America was also “La Novicia Rebelde” The Rebel Nun, at least not as bad as “Sonrisas y Lágrimas”, Smiles and Tears in Spain.
and what to say about the Italian Tutti insieme appassionatamente (All together passionately)?
Dear Friends, Family and Austrian nobility,
Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepest apologies to those of you who have already made plans to travel to Salzburg this summer.
Those of you on the Captain’s side of the guest list are probably aware of the reason for the change of plans. I’m sure you have already received that charming “Save the date!” card in the shape of a mountain goat from the Captain and his new fiancée, Maria.
I must confess to being rather blindsided by the end of our relationship. It seems Captain Von Trapp and I misunderstood each other. I assumed he was looking for a wife of taste and sophistication, who was a dead ringer for Tippi Hedren; instead he wanted to marry a curtain-wearing religious fanatic who shouts every word she says.
But I don’t want you to be angry at him. We are all adults here. “But Baroness,” so many of my friends have said, “you must be devastated. You yourself are fabulously wealthy, so you cannot have wanted the Captain for his money—you must have truly loved him.” It’s true. But so, I am sure, does his new fiancée, his children’s nanny. Her wardrobe is made of curtains. She’s definitely not a gold digger or anything.
I’m sorry. That was crude of me. She seems like a lovely person, and she and the children have a great deal in common.
A great, great, great deal.
Since I will no longer be a part of their lives, I do hope you will all keep an eye on the Captain’s children. I am not terribly maternal but I was very fond of them in my own way and I must admit I am worried what will become of them now that I have gone. I had planned to send them to boarding school, since their education at the moment seems to consist mostly of marching around Salzburg singing scales. I think it would have been particularly helpful for the eldest daughter, who seems intent on losing her virginity to the mailman.
Please, friends, don’t worry about me. While I was a bit startled to be thrown aside for someone who flunked out of nun school, I assure you that I will be fine, and my main pursuits in life shall continue to be martinis, bon mots, and looking fabulous. You’ll also be glad to know I have retained custody of the Captain’s hard-drinking gay friend, Max. Anyone who gets tired of sing-a-longs should feel free to look us up.
Again, my deepest apologies for this disruption to your plans. I am currently sorting through the wedding gifts we’ve already received and I will send them back as soon as possible. The Captain would help, but he is busy learning to play a song about cuckoo clocks on his guitar.
Baroness Elsa Schraeder
I’m going to sing-a-long “Sound of Music” and in two hours I will experience more culture and artistry than you will in your entire life.
hey :) have you got a picture for the ‘doh!’ ‘a deer!’ ‘a female deer’? :) xxxxxxx
I see what you did there.
if you don’t know it’s from here, shame on you
Eleanor Parker (Baroness Schraeder) and Richard Haydn (Max Detweiller) on the set of The Sound of Music.
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IT IS COMPLETE
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?! OH MY GOD.
Dame Julie Andrews is teaching us how to sing.